Læger uden sponsor….

september 14, 2006

http://www.laegerudensponsor.dk/news.php

Tankevækkende at under 1 procent af de danske læger har meldt sig under fanerne.

Epilepsiforeningen er heller ikke af vejen for at linke direkte til computerspillet www.tomogmax.dk

Spillet er lavet af firmaet Janssen-Cilag som sjovt nok har udviklet medicinen Topimax som er et middel mod epilepsi.

Til epilepsiforeningens forsvar skal det siges at der intet står i deres “mål&visioner” om at de skal være objektive i deres rådgivningen. Den skal blot være professionel.

Som en lille bonus får i lige lidt facts om Topimax:

  • Forsigtighed tilrådes ved bilkørsel og maskinbetjening

Bivirkinger:

  • Træthed, svimmelhed, følelsesforstyrrelser og forvirring.
  • Igangsætningsproblemer ved bevægelser.
  • Sjældent: Depression, hukommelsesproblemer, talebesvær, dobbelsyn, kvalme, spisevægring, vægttab og dannelse af nyresten.

Ritts boligpolitik

august 27, 2006

Sammen med naturelskeren (han går tit tur i parker) Klaus Bondam er Ritt kommet med et oplæg til hvordan man kan skaffe 5000 boliger i København på 5 år.

Da det ikke har været muligt har man nu gået på kompromis med størrelsen af lejlighederne. Således er den oprindelige plan om at lejlighederne skulle være 80 kvadratmeter dette er i den nye plan ændret til 80 kvadratcentimeter.


Farvel og tak!…

august 7, 2006

 ”Reuters on Sunday withdrew an image of smoke rising from burning buildings after an Israeli air strike on the suburbs of Beirut on August 5, 2006 after evidence emerged that it had been manipulated to show more smoke. The manipulated image is shown on the left. The unaltered image, shown on the right, has since run. Reuters has told the photographer, freelance Adnan Hajj, that the agency will not use any more of his pictures.”

Spunken mener:

Det er dælme dårligt udført photoshopping, det kunne selv jeg have gjort.
Når sådanne billeder ryger igennem Reuters filter, så melder spørgsmålet sig.
Hvad har de ellers manipuleret med?

Adnan Hajj var også på pletten i massakren ved Qana, hvor der nu også florerer beskyldninger om voldsom manipulation af billeder og selve begivenheden.

Hvad skal man snart tro på? Åbenbart ikke Reuters dækning af krisen.


Politiet tjekker Bandidos..

august 1, 2006

Bandidosmedlemmer hæver kontanthjælp mens de er bosiddende i Thailand.

Det er jo egentlig også en fantastisk god ide, omend den er en smule egoistisk og nasseragtig på resten af samfundets bekostning.

Læs historien i Jyllandsposten


Smart-bilen nu i amerikansk version

juli 25, 2006

Smart’en i den oprindelige kompakte version slog aldrig rigtig igennem. Nu har man forsøgt at ændre på bilen så den appelerer mere til den amerikanske forbruger.

Det flotte resultat er den mest kompakte monstertruck på markedet.

Jeg fik billedet i min mail-indbakke her til morgen og kender ikke baggrunden for billedet. Men jeg gætter på at det er en viral reklamekampagne for Smart’en henvendt til den amerikanske forbruger….. i så fald er det skidesmart marketing.

Amerikanerne er ved at være trætte af store SUV’s, MPV’s og hvad deres kæmpebiler ellers hedder og godt hjulpet på vej af den høje oliepris vender de nu deres forbrugerøjne mod kompakte biler…… så smart timet af SMART


Hvad siger blæk-klatterne dig?

juli 5, 2006

Tag en Rorschach test – det gjorde Spunken… 

Spunken, your subconscious mind is driven most by Peace

You have a deeply-rooted desire to make peace in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with loved ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to be able to influence the world in a positive way.

You have a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it, and you inspire others to feel the same way. Your innate drive toward peace guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.

———-

Jeg ved sgu ikke rigtig? – passer ovenstående beskrivelse ikke på 99% af jordens befolkning? Eller ønsker 99% ikke at det passer?

 Tag testen hos Tickle

 


update på den Bosniske Pyramide

juni 12, 2006

Turisterne vælter fortsat til Visoko for at se den påståede pyramide.

Europæiske eksperter (arkæologer) har været på stedet, angiveligt i 15 min. hvorefter de konkluderede at der ikke var tale om menneskeskabte formationer(?!)

Spunken mener: Så må eksperterne jo tro på rumvæsener eller også har moderjord eller en smart abe taget en murer-uddannelse for de fliser på billedet nedenunder har næppe lagt sig selv.


Nu bliver Spunken millionær!!!

juni 9, 2006

Krigsforbryderen Charles Taylors søn ville lave forretninger med mig for et stykke tid siden. Det gik desværre i vasken da hans email blev lukket ned.

Nu er der heldigvis en ny afrikaner der vil lave forretninger med mig – her er hvad han skrev:

Dear sir,
I got your e-mail on my search for investment research.Then i decided to
contact you hoping that you will be right person to assist me and my mother
on any profitable investment i want to do in your country.
First and foremost,i apologized using this medium to reach you for a
transaction/business of this magnitude.
Let me introduce my self propersly;My name is Mr.Abubakar Kamara,the son of
Chief Ahmed Kamara;who was a business man,he deals on diamond and gold
before his untimely death.
He was killed by the rebels of(R.U.F) and many of our properties/buldings
were destroyed by them.
When my late father was alive, he sensed of conspiracy against him and he
escaped me and my mother to Dakar Senegal.where we are presently.And later
go back to Sierra leone that is when he was killed;And that time the war was
still going on in my country.
When he was alive he deposited a diplomatic consignment box conataining
Eight Million Seven hundred thousand United states dollar (US$8.7million
dollars) with my name as his next of kin in a security company in
Senegal.Presently,i want you to assist me transfer the money out from
Senegal to your position so that you can help us to invest it and also to
help us aquire naturization statue in your country.
Please if you are willing and intrested to assist us,i want you to stand as
the beneficiary/receiver of the money on my behalf.And also you will assist
us to transfer the money out from Senegal to your position pending on my
arrival to meet with you.
All the documents that my late father used to deposit the money is here with
me and will send them to you on demand.I have the authority of my mother
involved that should you be willing to assist us in the process of the
transfer,your share of the sum will be 20% of the US$8.7 million.
The transaction is 100% safe,on your part provided you treat it with utmost
secrecy and confidentiality.Also your area of specialization is not a
hinderance to the sucessful execution of this transaction.
I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint
me.
I am waiting for your response regard for the process.

Spunken er grådig og vil gerne tjene nogle hurtige millioner – derfor svarer han hurtigt tilbage (jeg havde jo allerede lavet et svar til Henry Taylor):

I must admit that I was a bit surprised hearing from you. I can understand that you have a bit of a problem transferring an amount.

I am pleased that you have confidence in me  – I hope we can establish some contact and do business therefore I have to be sure that you are indeed Mr. Kabara, son of chief Ahmed Kabara.

Secondly you have to guarantee my security. I am from Denmark and as you maybe have heard the danes are being hunted by radical muslims because of some cartoons picturing the prophet muhammed. Can you guarantee that I would not be harmed when I arrive (you havent told me wich country you reside)…. i recognise that I have to collect the box personally?

I would like to hear how you got my email – it is my private mail and not many people know its existence.

Kind regards,

Svend Peter Unk


Taylor er gået under jorden

maj 16, 2006

Ja så sendte jeg en mail til manden, men han har ikke længere den email-konto.

Vi venter bare på den næste rige milliardærsøn der skal have overført nogle hemmelige penge.


Krigsforbryderen Charles Taylors søn vil lave forretninger med mig

maj 15, 2006

Læs her hans email til mig.

Jeg vil selvfølgelig gerne hjælpe ham og sidder lige og funderer over hvad jeg skal skrive til ham. Vil i hjælpe mig?

Forhåbentlig får vi en masse sjov ud af det – det kan måske give lidt opmærksomhed vedrørende de her forbandede "Nigeria-breve" (sådan er de døbt!), der er rent faktisk folk der hopper på dem. De er utroligt dygtige til at manipulere – Spunken begiver sig ind i løvens hule – håber i hiver mig ud igen hvis jeg bliver overtalt til at rejse til Afrika ;)

Har i en blog eller hjemmeside så er i meget velkomne til at skrive om "Spunken og hans millionærdrømme".

Her er brevet der blev sendt til mig:

Please do not be surprised for I need your help immediately, I am Henry Taylor, Son of the Former President of Liberia (President Charles Taylor). As you may be aware that my father is currently been detained in Sierra Leone, awaiting trial. My elder brother (Arthur Emmanuel) was arrested at the Miami international airport. I am presently hiding myself because I cannot tell who they may arrest next, but one thing am trying to avoid is to be arrested by any law enforcement agent. My family has almost lost everything we had. Our last hope now is the money my parent kept with a security company, This money amounting to $59M(FIFTY-NINE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS).Am sending you this mail to solicit ate  for your kind assistance, to help invest this money in a lucrative and profitable business. I know because of the high rate of scam, it is very difficult for people to believe such stories. I will send all necessary document/details as soon as you show your keen interest and establish a meaningful relationship, I would be grateful. After successful receipt of this BOX by you, 30% of the total fund will go to you, 10% for orphanage, 10% will be map out for your expenses and the remaining 50% for I and my family. Since members my family have been restricted from movement and extended communication, I will personally come to your country to start up a business with your assistance so that we can be able to live again. This fund is in a box deposited with A SECURITY COMPANY as a family box before leaving for Calaber in Nigeria. The company is not aware of what is inside the box as I told them that the box belongs to a family friend and that I will inform my friend to apply for the collection of the box, since we are not allowed to be attending to visitors NOW. So please I will advise you to apply as the owner of this box so that as soon as you collect the box, you will arrange for my coming to your country for proper investment. There is no risk in this. Please, immediately I hear from you I will send to you the CERTIFICATES OF DEPOSIT, CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP to your name and POWER OF ATTORNEY to enable you collect/receive this box from the company diplomats. Waiting for your urgent response.
Yours sincerely, Henry Taylor.